Describe your penis using a Metal Gear quote:
"My sword is a tool of justice"
"We’ve managed to avoid drowning"
"I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside.
No, not just an urge—more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.”
"You deny your weapon its purpose. It yearns to bathe in the blood of your enemies… but you hold it back."
robo-dactyl asked: Shockwave gets footwear. Sockwave.
How cute would those be? GIMME 8